Apple selling new 21.5- and 27-inch iMacs

I certainly don’t want to cause a panic, but EVERYBODY PANIC! APPLE DID SOMETHING!

Yes, new iMacs are here. For prompt shipping, please send your wallet to…

Apple
1 Infinite Loop
Cupertino, CA 95014

…with a Post-It note saying “Send iMacs! Please! Hurry!”

In return, you’ll get one of the following:


21.5-inch iMac (MSRP of $1199)
21.5-inch LED backlit screen with 1920×1080 resolution (16:9)
3.06GHz Intel Core 2 Duo CPU
4GB of DDR3 RAM
500GB hard drive (7200RPM SATA)
Slot-loading DVD burner
NVIDIA GeForce 9400M graphics (256MB)
Bluetooth, 802.11n, iSight webcam, Gigabit Etnernet, four USB ports, one Firewire port, SD card slot, mini DisplayPort for video output
Wireless keyboard, Magic Mouse

21.5-inch iMac (MSRP of $1499)
21.5-inch LED backlit screen with 1920×1080 resolution (16:9)
3.06GHz Intel Core 2 Duo CPU
4GB of DDR3 RAM
1TB hard drive (7200RPM SATA)
Slot-loading DVD burner
ATI Radeon HD 4670 with 256MB discrete video memory
Bluetooth, 802.11n, iSight webcam, Gigabit Etnernet, four USB ports, one Firewire port, SD card slot, mini DisplayPort for video output
Wireless keyboard, Magic Mouse

27-inch iMac (MSRP of $1699)
27-inch LED backlit screen with 2560×1440 resolution (16:9)
3.06GHz Intel Core 2 Duo CPU
4GB of DDR3 RAM
1TB hard drive (7200RPM SATA)
Slot-loading DVD burner
ATI Radeon HD 4670 with 256MB discrete video memory (optional upgrade to 512MB ATI Radeon HD 4850 also available)
Bluetooth, 802.11n, iSight webcam, Gigabit Etnernet, four USB ports, one Firewire port, SD card slot, mini DisplayPort for video output
Wireless keyboard, Magic Mouse

27-inch iMac (MSRP of $1999 — available in November)
27-inch LED backlit screen with 2560×1440 resolution (16:9)
2.66GHz Intel Core i5 quad-core CPU
4GB of DDR3 RAM
1TB hard drive (7200RPM SATA)
Slot-loading DVD burner
ATI Radeon HD 4850 with 512MB discrete video memory
Bluetooth, 802.11n, iSight webcam, Gigabit Etnernet, four USB ports, one Firewire port, SD card slot, mini DisplayPort for video output
Wireless keyboard, Magic Mouse